Always more fun to be a bitch.Kittens, you know what's really weird? After we narrowed the worst of the worst down to these worthy fifteen, it occurred to us that four of them were from the last month. Apparently, December is either when stylists go on vacation or they're just trying to fulfill a bunch of promises to designers before the year is out, so they throw together any old POS outfit and call it a day.
15: Angelina Jolie in Versace:
Angelina Jolie attends the 'The Tourist' European premiere at CineStar in Berlin, Germany in Versace.
The Witchie-Poo schtick is getting WAY old.
14: Carey Mulligan in Erdem:
Carey Mulligan attends the Opening Night Gala of "The King's Speech" during day one
of the 7th Annual Dubai International Film Festival in Dubai, United Arab Emirates in Erdem.
Everyone has a bad hair day now and then. The trick is to a)not compound the problem by dressing in leftover wrapping paper, and b) not appear anywhere there will be photographers.
That look on her face says it all. "Yeaahhh, guys. Sorry. I TOTALLY overslept."
A strange time and place to stage a salute to Toulouse Lautrec, but whatever floats your boat, stumpy.
Everyone has a bad hair day now and then. The trick is to a)not compound the problem by dressing in leftover wrapping paper, and b) not appear anywhere there will be photographers.
Drew Barrymore attends the premiere of Warner Bros. "Going The Distance"
held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles, California in Catherine Malandrino.
held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles, California in Catherine Malandrino.
That look on her face says it all. "Yeaahhh, guys. Sorry. I TOTALLY overslept."
January Jones attends the Lionsgate Golden Globe Party at Polo Lounge
at The Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills, California in Gucci.
at The Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills, California in Gucci.
Aw. She looks so proud of herself ("These are my boobs!") we have not the heart to rip her to shreds. But kudos to her for being the only person to make both the "Top 15 INs" and "Top 15 OUTs" post. That's something, right?
Salma Hayek attends the Yves Saint Laurent Ready to Wear
Spring 2011 show during Paris Fashion Week in YSL, of course.
Spring 2011 show during Paris Fashion Week in YSL, of course.
A strange time and place to stage a salute to Toulouse Lautrec, but whatever floats your boat, stumpy.
Christina Aguilera attends "The Unmasking" The Lynda and Stewart Resnick Exhibition Pavilion Opening Gala held at The LACMA in Los Angeles, California. She wore an Atelier Versace gown, Christian Louboutin shoes and a Christian Dior clutch.
TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD. Who is advising this poor girl? This is why there should be a governing board for stylists. Because whoever put this together should have their license to style revoked.
9: Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior:
Marion Cotillard attends the Opening Ceremony of the Marrakesh 10th International Film Festival in Christian Dior.
Big, blue French chicken-lady.
Jennifer Aniston attends The Bounty Hunter Premiere at Cinema Gaumont Marignan in Paris wearing a Christian Lacroix couture gown, Manolo Blahnik sandals, Salvatore Ferragamo clutch bag and Fred Leighton earrings.
We'll give her a little credit for stepping outside her comfort zone. Normally, she goes out looking like she wrapped a towel around herself. This is the first time she's tried the shower curtain.
Katherine Heigl attends the premiere of "Killers" held at ArcLight Cinema's Cinerama
Dome in Hollywood wearing an Oscar de la Renta combo and Burberry shoes.
Dome in Hollywood wearing an Oscar de la Renta combo and Burberry shoes.
On the Good Ship Shitty Hair and Mismatched Pieces.
Katie Holmes attends the Variety's 2nd Annual Power Of Women Luncheon
at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills in a modified Louis Vuitton dress.
at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills in a modified Louis Vuitton dress.
You can wipe the smug look off your face, sister. Having your stylist staple your dress together is nothing to be proud of.
Julianne Moore attends the Gala Premiere of 'The Kids Are All Right'
during the 54th BFI London Film Festival at Vue West End in London in head-to-toe Lanvin.
during the 54th BFI London Film Festival at Vue West End in London in head-to-toe Lanvin.
Basically, it's this:
... in dress form.
Liv Tyler attends the Dior celebration of the reopening of its 57th Street Boutiqueat the LVMH Tower Magic Room in New York City in Christian Dior, of course.
Someone needs to tell Arwen she's aging now.
Gwen Stefani attends the L.A.M.B. Spring 2011 fashion show after party at Mr. Brainwash during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City wearing one of her designs.
Tragic tribal.
Anne Heche visits "Late Show With David Letterman"
at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City in Zac Posen.
at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City in Zac Posen.
It strikes that perfect balance between "crazy woman on the subway who smells like urine" and "walk of shame."
1: Leighton Meester in Versus:
Leighton Meester attends Fashion's Night Out: The Show at Lincoln Center in New York City in a Versus dress paired with Christian Louboutin Venus Orlato 140 Ankle Boots.
We really don't understand how one arrives at this point. Presumably there was a mirror somewhere along the way. "Let's see, it makes my boobs look small, my stomach look like it's threatening to break free, and it's all puffy around my hips and ladybits. PLUS: SHINY BLUE SATIN! I look cheap AND misshapen! Don't even wrap it up, I'm wearing it out to my car!"
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