Monday, November 1, 2010

In or Out: Kristin Chenoweth in BCBGMAXAZRIA

Sex a peel.

Kristin Chenoweth attends the opening night of "The Scottsboro Boys"
on Broadway at the Lyceum Theatre in New York City in BCBGMAXAZRIA.




Oh, Kristin, honey.

Because she's so tiny (most reports have her at under 5 feet), she never seems to be able to find a dress that shows off her figure. She tends to favor the strapless mini-dress and as we've said many times before, that tends to look little more than a very expensive towel. Especially on a very small gal. The one thing this look has going for it is the fit. This is one of the most flattering little dresses we've ever seen her wear. Clearly she has a tiny waist, but a lot of her past choices hid that fact.

The problem here -- honestly, do we have to say it? Okay, then. She looks like a shiny, wrinkled banana. That's not an easy color for anyone to pull off, but if anyone asked us (which, frustratingly, they never do), we'd advise any blue-eyed blonde to steer clear of bright yellows. Then there's the fact that it's such a wrinkled mess. Then there's the fact that it's screaming for a skinny little belt.

Kristin, you are OUT, but we hope you've learned something here. To sum up: Stick with this cut, stay away from this color, wear a belt, and stand up in the limo on the way to the event in order to prevent wrinklage. It's one of the few perqs to being such a wee little gal.

[Photo Credit: wireimage]

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